I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
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