STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
Apparently I masturbate in my sleep now.
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
Drunk me thinks I can light up a cig anywhere, sober me finds this hilarious and highly irresponsible. The grocery store is not a bar.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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