You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
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bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
I woke up spooning with a broom that someone taped a mustache too..i need to stop starting my nights by drinking "hangover" wine.
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
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5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
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