I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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