Her vagina should come with caution tape.
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
My dad is sitting where you rode me
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