sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
Fuck appropriateness.
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
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