Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
I just queefed in yoga class and now the old man next to me is smiling at me.
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
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hey, can i borrow that thing you never use?
what?
your penis
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
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We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
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