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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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