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Whoa Z and x make the same sound
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
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