quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
if you made me into a cookie and threw me into a betty crocker easy bake oven on christmas morning...that's how baked i am
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
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