playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
I slept in bed with them the night they met. I once peed on the bride. And now I get to give a speech at their wedding. Piece of cake.
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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