covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
THAT BEAUTIFUL FACE AND HEAVENLY LIGHTING IS NOT HELPING THE NOT DEAD POINT HOW DO I NOT KNOW YOU ARE NOT TEXTING ME FROM THE AFTERLIFE
The after life smells like latex gloves and hand soap
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