My boss just called me into his office to apologize for being an "inadvertant cockblock"
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
Hey, um, after thinking about it, I decided I really don't want to use applying olive oil to your ass for your fissure as part of foreplay because... well... really? Just read that again.
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