i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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