I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
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Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
Some lady found my secret pooping bathroom at work. Do I fight her Highlander style? I made or may not be fashioning a crude sword from seat covers and toilet paper rolls.
Do it. DO IT. There can be only one.
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dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
The drag queen you used to date and the girl you brought over last night are discussing your sex noises in my living room. I'm changing my locks.
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
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