Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
That awkward moment when you realize you've been secretly blackout dating someone for three months. Drunk me is in a committed relationship.
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
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