a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
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He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
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I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
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I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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