is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I gave my ex the dutch oven last night. How was your night?
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
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