I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
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