sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
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im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
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private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
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oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
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