I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
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So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
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Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
I just saw an ad for "fair trade quinoa vodka". Fuck this world and everyone in it.
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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