i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
Def ran into my elementary school babysitter at the grocery store. Still hot. And she complimented my beer choice. It feels good to still have her approval
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
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