Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
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