I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
Woke up with a treasure map of my room stuck with sticky tape to my ceiling. followed it and found $75 with a note saying; "eat this if we're invaded"... I'm never getting stoned again
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
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