Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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