im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
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RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
I feel like that needs to be the last time i end a text with "fuck them i love tequila".
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
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Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
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