So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
Drunk me just left a note for sober me apologizing for all the fucking crumbs in our bed
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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