doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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