i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
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Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
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I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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