Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
So my grandma sent me a doily for my birthday - don't ask why, I don't know. Anyways I put my bong on it, I think it actually classed up the joint.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
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I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
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