There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
I get a nice feeling when i open my fridge and see it filled with thirty beers and half a leftover jimmy johns pickle.
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
I was going through my paperwork and I found the lifetime warranty card for my 14" dildo. I saved it. You know, just in case.
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There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
I awoke this morning alone and naked in my bed I forecast my date later not going so well because I have three giant hickies on my neck there is a note next to my bed that looks a 3rd grader wrote it on my college acceptance letter
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Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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