I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
Randomize
