he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
So I just went to clothing optional bar
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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