Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
Let's go get our ovaries removed together. It'll be like bonding by getting mani/pedis, but with more vicodin and less unwanted pregnancies.
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
I just swiped right for a guy on Tinder solely because it looked like he was holding Zoboomafoo
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
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