No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
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Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
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I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
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