i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
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