Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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