my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
Tonight I celebrated marriage equality by letting a girl I don't know kiss me at the club.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
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