My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
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