Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
Randomize
