apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
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But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
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You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
The sun is out, the birds are chirping, I made some brownies, I'm not pregnant
This is literally what my 13-year old cousin said to me this morning.
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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