I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
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