And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
areolas are like halos for boobs.
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
whose parrot is this?
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
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