left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
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