we're chasing vodka with high fives
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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