Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
you inspire me to be a worse person
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
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