I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
New scientific discovery: The hypothetical attractiveness of a woman increases exponentially as her skirt:boot ratio approaches zero. Nobel Prize in my future?
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
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I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
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I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
My husband was abducted by a group of disco dancers in the parde and danced off down the street. If you see him, tell him to Hustle on home and clean the cat box. #MardiGras
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
My vagina just clenched in fear
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