with your own penis?
fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
Can someone please remind me later tonight that there's a taco in my purse. I may get drunk and forget I put it there
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
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