How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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