ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
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