If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
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problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
I'll truly miss your penis but your use of words and phrases such as bae, yolo, swag, and totes have ruined how attractive you once were.
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
So as you were leaving, you leaned on the table too much and 3 glasses slid and fell to the floor. You then looked at me and said "To be honest, glass isnt that expensive anyways" and stumbled out of the bar.
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
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