im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
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