im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
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I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
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Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
So I just went to clothing optional bar
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance