Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
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