whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
Next time I try to break into the police station drunk, please stop me.
17 Inappropriate Things People Did With Instruments
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
WHY WOULD YOU SWIPE RIGHT???!!!!!
The same reason I ordered and ate almost an entire pizza last night
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD