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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed

  (787): View more from Puerto Rico

  you smoke with your eyes?

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• (571): View more from Virginia

  i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.

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• (636): View more from Missouri

  tequila makes her clothes fall off

  (512): View more from Texas

  wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time

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• (270): View more from Kentucky

  I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?

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  25 People Confess What They’re Shamefully Attracted To

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• (260): View more from Indiana

  I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.

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• (252): View more from North Carolina

  so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.

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• (706): View more from Georgia

  We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.

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• (817): View more from Texas

  Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.

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• (443): View more from Maryland

  Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?

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  A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.

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• (347): View more from New York

  Im sorry i offered the man at mcdonalds your hand in marriage in exchange for some french fries

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• (816): View more from Missouri

  It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.

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• (612): View more from Minnesota

  sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here

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• (413): View more from Massachusetts

  I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.

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• (901): View more from Tennessee

  They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.

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