tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
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He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
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Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
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