Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
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