I just broke up with Liz. I feel awful so I put two free rentals on her Blockbuster account.
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
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what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
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its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
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