Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
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