Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
Dan is more possessive of me than a Michael Jackson is of McCully Caulkin
was*
True, R.I.P.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
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At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
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You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
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