he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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