Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
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I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
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I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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